they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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