i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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