so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
He asked if I wanted to blow his flute? Please call me and pretend there is a family emergency!!!
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
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