I just made out with a guy for $7.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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