why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
did i by any chance text you anything about feathers last night?
you mean faeutihaers?
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
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