people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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