I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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