I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
#1- I went to button my shirt only to find they were all mising. #2- I'm so fu@king sore I feel like I was sweating to the oldies all night. #3- this pounding headache I have, I blame solely on Jennifer. Everyone sounds like Billy Mays when they talk. I remember nothing from last night, I'm concerned.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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