You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
They are going to name an STD after you.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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