I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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