it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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