Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I feel great
I just peed on a car
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
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