You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
well, you know. whores of a feather.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
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