Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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