That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Randomize
