i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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