i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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