dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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