I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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