PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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