Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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