My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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