lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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