is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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