So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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