We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I woke up just like any other Wednesday. Naked on the floor, hungover and covered head to toe in lube
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
