but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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