I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I accused the cab driver of smoking weed in the taxi then I remember it was me.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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