We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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