Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
I just did a booty-call caliber shave job in preparation for this weekend. Fuck being ladylike; I'm tryna get LAID-ylike
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Is her dick bigger than yours?
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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