gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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