Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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