its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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