doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm wearing an NBA shooting sleeve while jerking off...and yes my arm has stayed warm
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
Boobs speak an international language.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
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