This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I should have known I was in trouble when you started pouring shots all over me
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
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