Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I heard Enya coming from steve’s room. I am too high to handle this sudden depth of character
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