Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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