I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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