is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
You had sex with a Scottish dude with a peg leg....how could I NOT tell that story??
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