I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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