I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
Here's an idea...how about I take shots by myself and drunk dial you around noon?
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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