I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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