Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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