Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
To drunk to make oatmeal. I'm pouring it into my mouth and gargling it with beer. Ive made maple brown sugar bud light
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
i out mim tonsoeep
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