so that wasnt chicken after all
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
Went up to some dude that hit on Laura and told him he has a voice like a grandma. Apparently didnt have muscles or kindness like grandma so can you pick me up at the ER please?
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
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