There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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