The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
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