Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Woke up naked on a bed full of money, doughnuts, and keys that weren't mine. Unsent dick pick on phone, and cheap cigar butt on my pillow. Also...I maybe hotwired my car.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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