Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
nutella sex= disaster
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
We forgot to go back and get the brick YOU WANTED TO BRING INTO THE BAR?
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
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