She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
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