6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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