ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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